buttlicked:

There are tears coming from my eyes

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psyducked:

tylenold:

why would you ever name your kid dick 

so you can freak people out as he grows up and say, “you wanna see how big my dick has gotten?”

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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pfefferi:

the word radical reminds me of this cup

image

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circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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